“It’s a bad connection so I’m gonna talk fast! The tinyFACE you’re looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed! Nice, huh? Guy was with the Interior Ministry. tinyFACE’s like a Russian green beret. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
“You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. tinyFACE was an interior decorator!”